Post by haroldreims on Mar 7, 2019 2:50:17 GMT
Mofus' Brand of Assortedness
This thread lists the items that are available for purchase when you meet a soyboy dwarf named Mortimer Mofus.
Mofus' Brand of Boonful: Potion of Regeneration
Boons: Regeneration PL 5
Duration: Sustain Persists
Type: Consumable
Price: WL 2
A small vial containing a calm white liquid. On the right side of it, a signature in Dwarvish runes is imprinted, which reads: A Product of Mofus' Brand. The aroma of the potion is the smell of a clean hospital room. This medicinal potion can only be consumed. The potion gives the user limited regeneration. For the effect of the potion to sustain, the user must keep focusing upon the image of a clean hospital room.
Crafting Materials: Hexapus Tentacles (WL 1)
Mofus' Brand of Baneful: Potion of Sickness
Banes: Sickened PL 5
Duration: Resist ends (Fail x 3 = 1 minute)
Type: Expendable
Price: WL 2
A small vial containing a sickening green liquid. On the right side of it, a signature in Dwarvish runes is imprinted, which reads: A Product of Mofus' Brand. The aroma of the potion is like a thirty-five years garbage dump. This poisonous beverage will instantly render the target a unique sickness when its liquid touches the skin. The target will become very nauseous and feel generally sick all over their body.
Crafting Materials: Loose collections of bad-smelling objects (WL 2)
Mofus' Brand of Hurtful: Boulder Launcher Mk. 1
Weapon: (Reflavored Cannon) Forceful, Short Ranged (50 ft.), Slow, Delayed Ready, Heavy, Stationary
Banes: Forced Move, Persistent Damage, Stunned, Special
Price: WL 2
A stone weaponry in the shape of a long box-rod. To make it stand upright, the weapon is also equipped with a foldable wooden stick with charcoal color, allowing prone aiming or normal aiming. Has a jet-black color and a cool surface. On the right side of it, a signature in Dwarvish runes is imprinted, which reads: A Product of Mofus' Brand. To use it, the user needs to forcefully pull the suction end of the weapon and then releases it. Can only be obtained through Mortimer Mofus if he has the right amount of time and materials and motivation to work on one (he will be less motivated if he does not do potion brewery).
Crafting Materials: Lumbers, Elastics, Steels, all at WL 2
Mofus' Brand of Baneful: Potion of Fatigue
Banes: Fatigued PL 5
Duration: Special
Type: Expendable
Price: WL 2
A small vial containing a black liquid that induces ennui when one looks at it. On the right side of it, a signature in Dwarvish runes is imprinted, which reads: A Product of Mofus' Brand. It smells vaguely like a sand put over the eyes before one escapes into dreams, or something like that. It smells funny, that is all. When the liquid touches the skin, the body will instantly suspend itself, as if fatigue or drowsiness falls upon all limbs. The target will lose their self in a bland dream, of extreme disinterest.
Crafting Materials: Fine Sand, Essence of Sloth, all at WL 2
Mofus' Brand of Baneful: Potion of Cancellation
Banes: Nullify PL 5
Duration: Instanteneous
Type: Expendable
Price: WL 2
A small vial containing a brownish red liquid that induces self-unworthiness. On the right side of it, a signature in Dwarvish runes is imprinted, which reads: A Product of Mofus' Brand. The potion smells like rustic surface and acid rain. When the liquid touches the skin, the victim will feel that their effort is shattered. Their positivity will crumble under the liquid's power.
Crafting Materials: Light Acid, Tears of a Dog, all at WL 2
Mofus' Brand of Boonful: Potion of Windy Step
Boons: Teleport PL 5
Duration: Instanteneous
Type: Consumable
Price: WL 2
A small vial containing a light green liquid that rotates too fast for the normal eyes to see. On the right side of it, a signature in Dwarvish runes is imprinted, which reads: A Product of Mofus' Brand. This potion can only be consumed. The potion has the aroma of a clear wind on a sunny morning atop a mountain. The user of the potion will feel that their whole body can move faster than their normal capability.
Crafting Materials: Nothing, but to catch the essence of "Spring" the potion needs 1 more day exposed to the open spring air. Cannot be crafted on other seasons.
This thread lists the items that are available for purchase when you meet a soyboy dwarf named Mortimer Mofus.
Mofus' Brand of Boonful: Potion of Regeneration
Boons: Regeneration PL 5
Duration: Sustain Persists
Type: Consumable
Price: WL 2
A small vial containing a calm white liquid. On the right side of it, a signature in Dwarvish runes is imprinted, which reads: A Product of Mofus' Brand. The aroma of the potion is the smell of a clean hospital room. This medicinal potion can only be consumed. The potion gives the user limited regeneration. For the effect of the potion to sustain, the user must keep focusing upon the image of a clean hospital room.
- The user heals 1d8 each the start of their turn.
Crafting Materials: Hexapus Tentacles (WL 1)
Mofus' Brand of Baneful: Potion of Sickness
Banes: Sickened PL 5
Duration: Resist ends (Fail x 3 = 1 minute)
Type: Expendable
Price: WL 2
A small vial containing a sickening green liquid. On the right side of it, a signature in Dwarvish runes is imprinted, which reads: A Product of Mofus' Brand. The aroma of the potion is like a thirty-five years garbage dump. This poisonous beverage will instantly render the target a unique sickness when its liquid touches the skin. The target will become very nauseous and feel generally sick all over their body.
- The target suffers disadvantage 1 on all action rolls and -1 to all defenses.
Crafting Materials: Loose collections of bad-smelling objects (WL 2)
Mofus' Brand of Hurtful: Boulder Launcher Mk. 1
Weapon: (Reflavored Cannon) Forceful, Short Ranged (50 ft.), Slow, Delayed Ready, Heavy, Stationary
Banes: Forced Move, Persistent Damage, Stunned, Special
Price: WL 2
A stone weaponry in the shape of a long box-rod. To make it stand upright, the weapon is also equipped with a foldable wooden stick with charcoal color, allowing prone aiming or normal aiming. Has a jet-black color and a cool surface. On the right side of it, a signature in Dwarvish runes is imprinted, which reads: A Product of Mofus' Brand. To use it, the user needs to forcefully pull the suction end of the weapon and then releases it. Can only be obtained through Mortimer Mofus if he has the right amount of time and materials and motivation to work on one (he will be less motivated if he does not do potion brewery).
- The recoil of this weapon is terrifyingly hard, and the user will take 1d4 (the dice is not exploded) damage after expending an ammunition.
- The user will also be rendered immobile (Immobile PL 1) after firing the weapon (cannot be released as a free action, only by resisting).
Crafting Materials: Lumbers, Elastics, Steels, all at WL 2
Mofus' Brand of Baneful: Potion of Fatigue
Banes: Fatigued PL 5
Duration: Special
Type: Expendable
Price: WL 2
A small vial containing a black liquid that induces ennui when one looks at it. On the right side of it, a signature in Dwarvish runes is imprinted, which reads: A Product of Mofus' Brand. It smells vaguely like a sand put over the eyes before one escapes into dreams, or something like that. It smells funny, that is all. When the liquid touches the skin, the body will instantly suspend itself, as if fatigue or drowsiness falls upon all limbs. The target will lose their self in a bland dream, of extreme disinterest.
- Target receives 1 level of fatigued, one level of fatigue will be removed automatically after 24 hours, unless circumstances prevent the target from resting peacefully.
Crafting Materials: Fine Sand, Essence of Sloth, all at WL 2
Mofus' Brand of Baneful: Potion of Cancellation
Banes: Nullify PL 5
Duration: Instanteneous
Type: Expendable
Price: WL 2
A small vial containing a brownish red liquid that induces self-unworthiness. On the right side of it, a signature in Dwarvish runes is imprinted, which reads: A Product of Mofus' Brand. The potion smells like rustic surface and acid rain. When the liquid touches the skin, the victim will feel that their effort is shattered. Their positivity will crumble under the liquid's power.
- The potion cancels a single boon of PL 5 or lower currently in effect. If the targeted boon covers an area, this potion can only cancel an area of a 5 feet cube and nothing more.
Crafting Materials: Light Acid, Tears of a Dog, all at WL 2
Mofus' Brand of Boonful: Potion of Windy Step
Boons: Teleport PL 5
Duration: Instanteneous
Type: Consumable
Price: WL 2
A small vial containing a light green liquid that rotates too fast for the normal eyes to see. On the right side of it, a signature in Dwarvish runes is imprinted, which reads: A Product of Mofus' Brand. This potion can only be consumed. The potion has the aroma of a clear wind on a sunny morning atop a mountain. The user of the potion will feel that their whole body can move faster than their normal capability.
- The user teleports to a space within 25 feet. The target can teleport to a space they cannot see. If the space is occupied, they land in the nearest adjacent space (roll randomly to decide if there are multiple options) and they are stunned for 1 round (a resist roll is not needed to end the effect).
Crafting Materials: Nothing, but to catch the essence of "Spring" the potion needs 1 more day exposed to the open spring air. Cannot be crafted on other seasons.