Post by MotherCreator on Jan 16, 2019 13:30:27 GMT
"Goblins, oh they are so green
Goblins, oh beware of their grin
them and their kin
will be so keen to rip out your spleen!"
Goblins, oh beware of their grin
them and their kin
will be so keen to rip out your spleen!"
- A popular nursery rhyme
Kept journal excerpts from an expedition party reclaiming an abandoned lands
"A whole village! Full of them! Granted it was abandoned 'cause of landslide, but in just a year. . . these green bastards made it their home!"
"Klaus said that he hears them chittering. Said it sounds like some twisted up dwarvish or something"
"We underestimated those bastards, wept out the heavies in mere days, gotta retreat and ask for more troops. . . I still hear their twisted cackles. . ."
- Sir Daniel Avidan of [Kingdom]
An entry from a book titled : Bartholomew's Book of Travel Hazards
Goblins. They're not your everyday highwaymen. Them you can trust to ask for toll and let you pass, but these guys? No, if you ever see green pointed ears poking out of the tall grass, head the other way. None of your merchandise would satisfy them, unless it's meat. Doesn't even have to be from your merchandise, yours would do. If you really need to pass, invest in bodyguards, no cheating your way against this. Outfit them with decent armors, decent bows, swords, and pray to the gods that they're not hungry.
A footnote from a book titled : Societies & Settlements by Suzanne Berhow
14Goblins do form tribes, it is hypothesized that these tribes even competes with each other over some unknown resource or prize
Last words from an adventurer, recorded in writing by his companion
"What the fuck? I thought they were supposed to be weak!?"
- Arin Hanson, adventurer